Lyrics:

I've got some buddies And we all drink bleach You know we practice What we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys Trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of hippies with No careers Drinkin bleach is the way to win Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys, baby In a world where ministers murder golfers Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight Had 26 friends In the beginning But now it seems our numbers Are thinning Some people snort coke Others love to bet Still others get high in a private jet Drinkin' bleach is my way of winnin' Don't you wanna drink some bleach, baby In a world where murders run for mayor Don't you wanna drink some bleach, tonight I'm so bored, I'm drinkin' bleach (4x) I AM SO BORED! ahee-ha-ha