Lyrics:

My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby she's got ten toes And my baby's got a couple a' those (You guys comin' to the Klan rally tonight?) My baby drives a truck My baby sure is good luck My baby has a pet duck And my baby is a heck of a Fffff-riend Yeah, that's right Somebody kicked my dog Mavis and I'm gonna find out just who the hell it was I'm all messed up on cough syrup now, so just like never mind