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And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience, for the first time from the certified, up-to-code WYDT Studio...It's The Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular!
He's Corny!
Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray...

What gives a girl power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise? No, it's hairspray
What gets a gal asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough? No, it's hairspray

If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone with the wind
But if you spray it and lock it
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place

Why take a chance
When you get up and dance?
If you twist, I insist
You use hairspray
And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With Ultra Clutch faithfully

So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette
Just take my advice and you might just get
The only thing better than hairspray, that's me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Forget the milkman, the only thing better than hairspray
(Hairspray, wow!) That's me

What makes a man reach out and touch?
Ultra Clutch!

So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette, ooh
Just take my advice and you might just get (You might just)
The only thing better than hairspray that's me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya, doo-dle-e-ya do wah (He's Corny Collins)
The only thing better than hairspray
(Hairspray, wow!) That's me

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah, do wah

Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do...