Lyrics:

One girl was called Jean-Marie

Another little girl was called Felicite

Another little girl was Sally-Joy

The other was me, and I'm a boy



My name is Bill and I'm a head case

They practice making up on my face

Yeah I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear

Spend ages taking ribbons from my hair



Chorus:

I'm a boy, I'm a boy

But my ma won't admit it

I'm a boy, I'm a boy

But if I say I am, I get it



Put your frock on, Jean-Marie

Flatten your hair, Felicite

Paint your nails, little Sally Joy

Put this wig on, little boy



Chorus



(Various ooh's and aah's)



I wanna play cricket on the green

Ride my bike across the street

Cut myself and see my blood

I wanna come home all covered in mud



Chorus