Lyrics:

Oh, 'there's a threat to America', yeah, yeah, yeah. Back to that fucking 'Cops' show.?'cause?I'll tell you?who the threat to freedom... no,?no, not to freedom. I'll tell you who the threat?to?the?status quo is?in this country...?it's us. That's why they show you shows like fucking 'Cops'. So you know that state power will win and will bust your house down and will fucking bust you anytime we want. That's the message. Why don't they just have a show called 'Stormtrooper'? Or better yet, how about 'I.R.S.?' AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Every week, the I.R.S. has a special celebrity guest. 'This week, it's Redd Foxx on 'I.R.S. Bust'! *scats melody* *ding dong* 'Who there? Who that at my door? What y'all want?' 'The rings on your FUCKING FINGERS!' *scats melody* 'See you next week when we go down to Texas and meet Willie Nelson... on 'I.R.S.'!'