Lyrics:

GILES I've got a theory That it's a demon A dancing demon! No, something isn't right there. WILLOW I've got a theory Some kid is dreaming And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare XANDER I've got a theory We should work this out ANYA, GILES, WILLOW, AND XANDER It's getting eerie What's this cheery singing all about? XANDER It could be witches! Some evil witches! Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted and Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over here. ANYA I've got a theory! It could be bunnies! (Silence. Crickets chirping.) TARA I've got a - ANYA (belting) Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes! They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses! And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies! (Pyrotechnics.) ...Or maybe midgets. WILLOW I've got a theory we should work this fast - WILLOW AND GILES Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed. TARA I've got a theory - BUFFY It doesn't matter... What can't we face if we're together? What's in this place that we can't weather? Apocalypse? We've all been there The same old trips Why should we care? BUFFY, ANYA, GILES, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER What can't we do if we get in it? We'll work it through within a minute We have to try We'll pay the price It's do or die BUFFY Hey, I've die