Lyrics:

Your cheap guy
You say I'm your best friend, well, you're not mine
Always complaining about money all the time
We're too cool better listen to me
Money can't buy everything
Everytime we go out I have to pay
You might as well call me dad
None of the girls will go out with you
Because you make them ride the bus
Some people say you squeak when you walk
Penny pinching all the time
Everything to you is one big price
That you're gonna have to pay
Your cheap, cheap guy
Your cheap, cheap guy
You don't have the money according to you
When it's time to pay your way
Some day at home you'll be alone
With no job and no friends
Everytime we go out I have to pay
You might as well call me dad
None of the girls will go out with you
Because you make them ride the bus

Your cheap, cheap guy
Your cheap, cheap guy
Your cheap, cheap guy
Your cheap, cheap guy