Lyrics:

I play in a band We're the best in the land We're big in both Chelsea and France I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty These other gals mean nothing to me Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night 'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see [CHORUS:] So kiss me I'm shitfaced And I'll soak and I'll soil their ground in the trousers she kissed me And I only bought her one round I can bench press a car I'm an ex football star with degrees from both harvard and yale Girls just can't keep up I'm a really love machine I've had far better sex while in jail I designed the Sears tower I make two grand an hour I cook the world's best duck flambe I'll take the pick of the liter And girls jockey for me I don't need these lines to get laid [CHORUS] I'm the man of the night A real ladies delight See, my figure was chisled from stone One more for the gal then I'll escort her home Come last call, I'm never alone I own a house on the hill with a red water bed It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame With girls by the pool and italian sports cars I'm just here in this dump for the gain [CHORUS x2] Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'? I'm a pitiful site And I ain't all that bright I'm definitly not chisled from stone I'm a cheat and a liar No women's desire I'll probably die cold and alone But just give me a chance Cause deep down inside I swear I got