Lyrics:

I've got a great idea And wouldn't you like to know You probably can't bear it So I guess I'll have to share it I thought of it a moment ago It starts with your hand in mine And next comes a little stroll You probably won't buy it But I'm trying to keep it quiet So please don't tell a soul 'Cause if you do The world and you Will think I'm crazy and give me medicine They'll drag me away And as I go you'll hear me say I could have been a decent match for Edison Ideas are few and far between And good ideas are rarer still So listen and be wise Just forget the other guys 'Cause my idea's no good for three My idea is you and me