Lyrics:

Oh, my god
What the fuck is that
Choke it man, toke it man
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Arriva, ariva ooooooooooohhhh
Lalalala

Underpants, Foster Grants
Fish and chips and ???? rips
Government grants and women in pants
Sneaking out for . . . (Oh, no can't do that)
Ohh cucucichew, cucucichew, cucucichew, cucucichew

Everything is transistorize
Everything is bastardize
Little white pills that make me taller
Got heels in my shin splints that making me smaller
Smaller, smaller, smaller

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I'm a lover not a fighter take a breath and believe
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I'm a lover not a fighter know what I mean
Know what I mean?

She don't need no flying Pan
She don't need no weeping man
Women don't talk about masterbation
??????????? her man is her occupation

Put me address down for a bet
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Na, na, na, don't fuckin' believe it

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I'm a lover not a fighter take a breath and believe
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I'm a lover not a fighter know what I mean

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Money back is guaranteed
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I'm a lover not a fighter take a breath and believe

Wham, blam gottcha' you man
Watch the ground on which you stand
Wham, blam watch you man
Watch the ground on which you stand

Exchange no robbery
Enter at your risk, safe bet
Stick 'em at the door
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Makes up your mind
Open all night like a like a shite
Cuase it ain't right
Easy led, bet their pockets bled
Whole genders on a plastic bender
So, Hey! big spender
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You must believe money back guaranteed

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I'm a lover not a fighter know what I mean
Know what I mean?

Money back guaranteed
I'm a lover not a fighter take a breath and believe
Money back guaranteed
I'm a lover not a fighter know what I mean
Know what I mean?

Money back guaranteed
Money back is guaranteed
Take a breath and believe

Money back is guaranteed
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Take a breath and believe
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Remember
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Oohhhhhh

Wham, blam gottcha' you man
Watch the ground on which you stand
Wham, blam watch you man
Watch the ground on which you stand

Wham, blam gottcha' you man
Watch the ground on which you stand
Wham, blam watch you man
Watch the ground on which you stand

Money back is guaranteed
Money back is guaranteed