Lyrics:

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh

Corporate capers and office amour
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin

[Keyboard Solo]

All lives have to die  of that theres no help
My favourite way to end em
Is the orb-weaver spiders, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck
Left for his rivals to curse it
He would rather die than not get to fuck!
Personally, I reckon it's worth it

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Does everybody else get that feeling
Uh-uh

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Does everybody else get that feeling
Uh-uh

(Repeat: Does everyone)
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Does everybody else get that feeling
Uh-uh

(Repeat: Does everyone)
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Uh-uh
Does everybody else get that feeling
Uh-uh

Does everyone...
Does everyone...
Does everyone think..?

[Piano Outro]