Lyrics:

Old man Rhythm is in my shoes
It's no use sittin' here and singin' the blues
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?

Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?

I feel like jumpin'
Baby, won't you join me please?
I don't like beggin'
But now I'm on bended knees

Well I got to get rockin' get my hat off the rack
I got to boogie woogie like a knife in the back
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?

Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?

I got to get a-movin' and I ain't lyin'
My heart is beatin' rhythm and it's right on time
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?

Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?

I feel like jumpin'
Baby, won't you join me please?
I don't like beggin'
But now I'm on bended knees

Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?

Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Ooo eee, ooo eee baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?

[Spoken over chorus]
"Oh yeah, I know how to drive this boat.
Of course I do! Yeah, jail taught me how to drive.
Ooops! Ran a-ground! That's OK.
Oh, here comes the immigration man!
Hey, has that man got green cards?
Who has them?
OK, whatever. Sailin' now! Eight knots down the channel.
Down the Mississippi River, round the Gulf of Mexico.
Oh, let's go!
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