Lyrics:

Right, there a shark in the water,
He's been killing people,
Legs have been bitten off and there blood all over the place

(Screaming)

(Spanish voice) Psychos?

They look like psychos?
Is that what they look like?
Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them,
I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Well, you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho
Hee-hee
Ha-ha

To the funny farm,
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away,
Ha-ha

You thought it was a joke,
And so you laughed
You laughed!
When I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid
Right!

You know you laughed
I heard you laugh!
You laughed and laughed and laughed,
And then you left, and now you see Im utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho
Hee-hee
Ha-ha

To the happy home,
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away
Ha-ha

I cooked your food
And cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back for all my kind and selfish loving deeds,
Huh!

Well, you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do
They'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!

And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho
Hee-hee
Ha-ha

To the funny farm,
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away,
Ha-ha

To the happy home,
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away
Ha-ha

To the funny farm,
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away,
Ha-ha