Lyrics:

Ok, There's a man who lives on Buttler Street
Who's completely out of his mind
You see, he lives alone and everyday he wakes up and there's no one there
Then he gets out of his bed and walks around his house calling out "Hello?"
As if someone had been squatting in his closet that day
But then... He gets hysterical and runs outside and starts screaming like Charlton Heston in "Omega Man" Until someone comes outside and tells him to "Shut Up!"
Then he smiles and laughs and does a little dance as he struts inside confident that he's not the last man on earth
He... He does this everyday. W-What the fuck is wrong with people?