Lyrics:

[Eminem]
I'll be...

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I have never seen an ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 1]:
The way she moves she like a belly danca
She's shakin that ass to the new nelly jamsa
I think someone's at the door, but I don't think i'ma ansah
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
Please I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done
Not till I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mister officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes I make R'n'B
I sing song, it go ring a chong
A Ching chong chong chong ching
Syke, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
If I offend, I'm sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I aint never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson
looks oh so temptin
Nick I ain't never seen a ass like "THAT"
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 2]:
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they gettin older and startin to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
Jeez, I just got my seat
I have tickit, look I put away my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman
This movie's PG, mister officer
I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free,yes, free, right back on the streets
What do you mean my lawyer is with Michael
He's too busy, I am Triumph
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you laugh
cuz there's a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa]

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is
Not quite old enough so
I have never seen a butt like "THAT"
Maybe next year I'll say ass
And she'll make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 3]:
The way she moves she dances like a gogo
In that video she sings "Get Out you bozo,
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is JoJo"
Police saying freeze...Da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio, but I think I deed
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a teet!
Syke, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I'm not Triumph, I'm Arnold, get "DOWN"

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like "THAT"
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani,could you pee pee on me - please?
"I ain't never seen an ass like "THAT"
'cause the way you move it
you make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[dre]
what the fuck is wrong with you? Ha!