I am a mouse called Maximillian Mouse And I live in my Maximillian...Mouse house I'm very well bred I'm pure Castillian mouse And I come from a long long long long long long line of Castillian mouses
Ole!
But it always has been perilous Crossing the arena to the supermarkets Where I buy my cheese..
It's regularly perilous When I think of bull-fights There's a quaking in my knees
I've always had A taste for colourful things And this day I was wearing my red cortocaportocontrezbutonizonalado e sulapa ancocobosiasacadelamanorajo et plato del toros dressing gown
I must confess I've been in gullible rings For the bull, when he saw what I wore Came rushing at me
Ol... (clear throat) Ole.
But if you think that because I am small I am puny You are wrong I stood my ground I did not move I could not move
The picador's horse was standing on my tail So swiftly I turned and I nipped him in the fetlocks He was most embarrassed But for the moment I was free
I pirouette to safety and the bull thunders past me brrrah Then, I hear the trumpet call for the death I have resolved to dispatch Senor Toros with the classic pass of the dead one The crowd screamed 'No, no!' but I plant my feet firmly, one (stamp), and two (stamp)
(quietly) Three (stamp), four (stamp)
Then, from ten yards away I called the bull to me Toros! He comes rushing towards me!
(bang, crash)
(Smugly) I tripped him...
I am a mouse called Maximillian Mouse And I live in my Maximillian...Mouse house
I'm very well bred I'm pure Castillian mouse And I come from a long long long long long long line of Bull-fighting mouses