Lyrics:

This ballgame's in the refrigerator,

The door is closed,

The lights are out,

And the butter's getting hard.



What a splendid pie

Pizza Pizza pie

Every minute every second

Buy Buy Buy Buy Buy (x2)



Pepperoni

And green Peppers

Mushrooms, olives, chives (x2)



Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes me therapy, therapy (x3)

Advertising causes... (x2)



What a splendid pie

Pizza Pizza pie

Every minute every second

Buy Buy Buy Buy Buy (x2)



Pepperoni

Angry peppers

Mushrooms, olives, chives



Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes me therapy, therapy (x2)

Advertising causes... (x4)



Advertisments got you on the run... (x6)



What a splendid pie

Pizza Pizza pie

Every minute every second

Buy Buy Buy Buy Buy (x2)



Pepperoni

Angry Peppers

Mushrooms, olives, chives



Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes me therapy, therapy (x4)

Advertising causes... (x5)