Lyrics:

(Sandman Stwart) The defendant will be remanded to the bailiff and Fresh mint in sparkling water and fresh lime so nice Serve 2-4 years in the county correctional institution New mowed lawn a hammock kids playing in a sprinkler In Caon City or until such time as the defence Carefree beautiful woman entwined sand fruits sunshine Can see no reason for leniency in this case considering Candlelight red wine a caesar salad all in sparkling An example to others who might be likewise tempted to Friends woman's lips dogs canaries woman's hips And as for you miss will you please rise and Face the tranquility and all it's charm And all in blessed privacy that blessed privacy All in blessed privacy