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Crazier than gg, yet more pc than ianGot colored teeth like johnnyExudes a vicious dispositionHis hair sticks out like colins did, he jumpsSimilar to springa, he points his middle fingaNot just the singer in the bandVoted biggest asshole and role model of the yearGot a face like charles bronsonStraight outta green bay wisconsinNot just a singer in the bandHe'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smokeWhile huffing gasHe was the punkest mother fucker I ever did seeHell he was even more punk than meHe should've been on the coverHe should've been on the coverHe should've been on the cover of punk and disorderly volume i