Lyrics:

So, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh?
I want to fight your brother
Him, against me
Let's kung fu!!
(Hee-yah)
The smoke is clearing you can see (Hee-yah)
Peter and Paul Stanley (Hee-yah)
Kareem and Bruce they've made a truce (Hee-yah)
While Ace and Gene took pcp
A flying kick right through the air
His foot got stuck in Peter's hair
Ace and Gene took on Kareem
But slipped and fell in afro sheen
Then Bruce yelled out 'oh boy'
I think he meant 'la choy'
Kareem and Bruce don't miss when throwing stars at kiss
(Hee-yah)
Gene now has a shorter tongue (Hee-yah)
They should have used their love gun (Hee-yah)
Gene and Ace escaped today (Hee-yah)
They'll live to fight another day
Oh, oh my god
Ancient Chinese secret sent by buddha
(Heeeee-yah)
Bruce and Kareem out shooting baskets for two points (Hee-yah)
(Hee-yah)
(Hee-yah)
(Hee-yah) (Hee-yah) (Haay-yah)