Lyrics:

You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've...

As with all your rules of thumb,
This one comes with an index.
There's few good moves in there for some,
That even you've avoided,
With no small success.

You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've...

Library lead pipe p..p..professor plum,
That's yet another wrong guess.
Watch real close where others mark their cross,
Might that pique the interest,
Of a cheat, of a liar, of a scumbag,
Well that's that off my chest.

You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you...

Take a test...
Colonel mustard is a seed sower and a ham
But you've no clue do you...

Hazard a guess...
Mrs peacock is a ready feather in his cap
But you've no clue do you...

Take a test...
Mrs white is doe-scared in his flower-like hands
But you've no clue do you

Hazard a guess...
Miss scarlet is embarrassed to have ruddy been had
But you've no clue do you...

Take the test..
Even queen reverend green is envious of this cad
But you've no clue do you...

Haphazard a guess...
Pro-plum pro-plus pro damson is distraught
But you've no clue do you...
You've no clue do you..
You've no clue do you...

Doctor black's dead pan humour is intact.