Lyrics:
I had sex on ChristmasI had sex three times todayThree different women taught be how to be boredIn their own separate, sweet, little waysI feel like hell on ChristmasAnd I feel like hell todayI feel like hell, when I wake up I can tellThat I'm never gonna make you stayOkay, here it goesI didn't get no presents on ChristmasAnd I sure didn't get none todayLearned my lessonLife is one long session of disappointment, heartache, painDisappointmentHeartachePain...and despair