Lyrics:

I had sex on Christmas
I had sex three times today
Three different women taught me how to be bored
In their own separate, sweet, little ways
I feel like hell on Christmas
And I feel like hell today
I feel like hell, when I wake up I can tell
That I'm never gonna make you stay
Okay, here it goes
I didn't get no presents on Christmas
And I sure didn't get none today
Learned my lesson
Life is one long session of disappointment, heartache, pain
Disappointment
Heartache
Pain
...and despair