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I know of a groovy placeWhere every girl of every raceAge and bra size and IQGoes when she feels broke or blueIt's a place more women stayThan the YWCAGo there once, you get the keySo every girl's been there but meWhere's a minx get minks to wearWhy, my husband's pied-?-terreIn two drinks, you think she'll careThat's my husband's pied-?-terreEvery alley cat in townKnows my husband's flat in townBetter get your derriereTo my husband's pied-?-terreLove is in the very airOf my husband's pied-?-terreI understand the latest fadIs my husband's bachelor padAll the classes mingle thereAt my husband's pied-?-terreThere is not one single chairIn my husband's pied-?-terreWhen I find this loony binI am going to do him in