Lyrics:

Baldheaded men with goldfish bowls
Tied securely round their waists
Observing us from outer space
I believe in UFO's [x4]
Men from space invade my dreams
Simply confirming my beliefs
The government will not admit
Another race of man exists
CI believe in UFO's [x4]
Twinkle twinkle UFO
There are those of us who know
You're up above up in the sky
Watching our planet slowly die
Screeching Weasel I Believe In UFO's