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Give her a call for Demerol and amyl nitrate
I tell her dad, don't worry sir, we won't stay out late
I'm in love with her
The pharmacist's daughter
She's got my love
I get her drugs
Waking up in the afternoon can't wait to see her
Bringing in some colonopin, I'm huffing ether
She's the one for me without personality
I still want to see her every day
We got a date and I can't wait to see my baby
If I wine and dine her she just might sedate me
She's so beautiful she keeps my prescriptions full
She's got my love I get her drugs
Looks like I've gone and bought the pharmacy