Lyrics:

Met a girl who worked at the chocolate factory
She could get chocolate
All of it for free
Got up the nerve to talk to her
And this is what she said:
Get lost you little nerd or I'll kick it in the head
(In the head?) Yeah! Kick it in the head! (In the head.)
Boy got put down
She put me in my place
Eating all this chocolate makes me break out in the face
Why oh why does it have to be this way
I wanted to be with her but all that she would say was
I gotta get away from you
Kept on bugging her
Makeing her irate
She said that if I'd shut up she'd go out on a date
Her manners, her hair, her makeup OH!
I guess I promised I lied
Ever since that night she follows me around
If she doesn't stop it soon
I'm going to leave town
Why oh why does it have to be this way?
I thought I could be with her
But all that she would say was...