Here's a little story that needs to be told About the devil doing business in the fiery hole Here's a little story that's oh so true About the fame the money and lawyers too
There's just one thing I'll say to you If you're fucking me I'm gonna fuck with you Since all my money you're chasing I'll find a steady replacement Fucking me must have been entertainment
Here's to all the fucking lies you told About a rabbit in the hat that's running for the hole Here's to all the fucking money you made So take your nickel back and default the rest of the take
There's just one thing I'll say to you If you're fucking me I'm gonna fuck you too Since all my money you're chasing I'll find a steady replacement Fucking you is gonna be entertainment