Lyrics:

To say a turkey will stand in the rain
With his mouth open till he drowns in the sky
Is like saying certain people will
Take does of pleasure till they die

That's what an alien would say
(Oh, so you're an alien.)
No, that would be ridiculous
(Oh, so you deny it now.)
I have a receipt that says Texas
And I kind of like the feel of cool water
With no place left to go