Lyrics:

Similac
My butt is black
I beat my pee-pee till it's black
My balls are black
I go to my friend's house to sleep at night
I try not to pee on myself
Watch out there's cameras on
Look at my ballsac
It's not my ballsac
I'm talkin about my dick
This shit is so wack
I cannot hold my piss
I drown myself in piss on my best friend's couch
I could not stop peeing on myself
Watch out there's cameras on
Look at my ballsac
Peewagon
Mommy, I don't want to go to Billy's