Lyrics:

Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals)
Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Bobby Martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Alan Zavod (keyboards)
Scott Thunes (bass)
Chad Wackerman (drums)

Hey! What's new in Baltimore?
How 'bout that chord to replay?
Hey! What's new in Baltimore?
The newest chord in all of Baltimore!
Hey! What's new in Baltimore?
What's new in Baltimore?

Hey! What's new in Baltimore?
Hey! What's new in Baltimore?
Hey! What's new in Baltimore?
What's new in Baltimore?
What's new in Baltimore?
What's new in Baltimore?