Lyrics:

Evil dick

Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
evil dick don't care about faces.
Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces,
evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.
Evil dick.

Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep aloooooooooone."
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

I had this girl
she said she loved me,
thought there was no one ever above me,
she wanted to marry
and have my child,
but evil dick
he had to get buck wild.
Took me out one night
out with the freaks
if ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek.
My girl caught me skeezin' she said
I wasn't shit!
I said, "It wasn't me, baby.
it was the muthafucka
evil dick!"

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone."
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

And when evil dick has its way,
it sounds a little like this.
AH, AH, AH, AH, OH, OH, OH, OH
COME HERE BABY, COME HERE BABY,
AH, AH, AH, AH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OH SHIT, OH, OH
OH, OH... DAMN DICK!

Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone."