Lyrics:

It`s like, I don`t care about nothing man,
Roll another blunt
Oh, good
Let me sing this song

I was gonna clean my room
Until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom
But then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
(why man?)
`Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class
Before I got high
(come on yall, check it out)
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed
But I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
(why man?)
`Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(go to next, go to next, go to next one)

I was gonna go to work
But then I got high
I just got a new promotion
But I got high
Now I`m selling dope and I know why
(why man?)
`Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to court
Before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support
(no you ain`t)
But then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
(why man?)
`Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn`t gonna run from the cops
But I was high
(I`m serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop
But I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why
(why man?)
`Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car note
Until I got high
(say what, say what)
I wasn`t gonna gamble on the
Boat but then I got high
(come on)
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
(why man?)
`Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you
But then I got high
(help me sing, I`m serious)
I was gonna eat yo pussy too
But then I got high
Now I`m jacking off and I know why
(tryna shoot off)
`Cause I got high
(keep going)
Because I got high
(I`d do that over)
Because I got high

I messed up my entire life
Because I got high
I lost my kids and wife
Because I got high
(say what, say what, say what, say what, say what)
Now I`m sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
(why man?)
`Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I`mma stop singing this song
Because I`m high
(present tense, baby)
I`m singing this whole thing wrong
Because I`m high
(bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don`t sell one copy I know why
(why man?)
`Cause I`m high
`Cause I`m high
`Cause I`m high

Are you really... man
He really is high, man
Get jiggy with it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wah
Bring it back, bring it back
Say what, say what

`Cause I`m high
`Cause I`m high
`Cause I`m high

(hey where the cluck at cuz

Well my name is Afroman
And I`m from East Palmdale
(East Palmdale)
And all the tolweed I be smoking
Is bomb as hell
(excellent delivery)
I don`t believe in Hitler,
That`s what I said, yes
(oh my goodness)
So all of you skins (skins?)
Please give me more head
Mo`fucker

Afro-mo`fucker-man
AEIOU, AEIOU and sometimes W
We gon` sell another of these motherfucking albums
Let`s go back to marshal durbin and hang some more chicken
Fuck the corporate world, bitch