Lyrics:

(Strummer/Jones/Levene)



What the hell is wrong with me? I'm not

who I want to be

I tired spot cream an' I tried it all I'm crawling up the wall!



What's my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame....



I tried to join a ping-pong club, sign on the door said all full up!

I got nicked, fighting in the road an' the judge didn't even know



What's my name



Dad go pissed so I got clocked

Couldn't hear the Tannoy so he lost the lot

Offers Mum a bribe through the letter box

Drives you fucking mad



What's my name



Now I'm round the back of your house at night

Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?

I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip

An' you won't know who came



What's my name