Lyrics:

Billie
Do you like my new look?
It's very classical, don't you think?
It's just my little tribute to Caligula, Darling!
Haven't you seen the movie?
It's a masterpiece.

ALL
That history of sex, I love it.
Caligula was a bastard like most important men.
And over the years
I've known quite a few of them I'd wish I'd poisoned.
As my little tribute to Caligula, Darling!
It's just my little tribute to Caligula, Darling!

He was a Roman Emperor
Which makes him almost certainly bisexual,
If not actually gay.
But then so many men are that way inclined,
Don't you find?
I mean can you believe it, he's straight?
It's just my little tribute to Caligula, Darling!

Murder and mayhem in the eternal city.
Poison and torture he knew no pity.
Pain is always best inflicted at home.
Down in your dungeon lie back and think of Rome.
It's just my little tribute to Caligula, Darling!