Lyrics:

(Heaton/Rotheray)

She's a perfect 10, but she wears a 12

Baby keep a little 2 for me

She could be sweet 16, bustin' out at the seams

It's still love in the first degree



When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8

You wanna see the smile on my face

And even at my door, with a poor poor 4

There ain't no man can replace



'Cause we love our love,

in different sizes

I love her body, especially the lies

Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight



If he's extra large well I'm in charge

I can work this thing on top

If he's XXL well what the hell

Every penny don't fit the slot



The anorexic chicks, the model 6

They don't hold no weight with me

Well 8 or 9, well that's just fine

But I like to hold something I can see



'Cause we love our love,

in different sizes

I love her body, especially the lies

Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight



I've bought a watch, to time your beauty

But I've had to fit a second hand

I've bought a calendar, and every month

Is taken up by lover man



'Cause we love our love,

in different sizes

I love her body, especially the lies

Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight



'Cause we love our love, in different sizes

I love her body, especially the lies

Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight