Lyrics:

(Heaton/Rotheray)

It doesn't take a mathematician

To add a simple sum

Either you are simply beautiful

Or I am simply dumb



Dumb, dumb, dumb



It doesn't take Robert The Bruce

To see the web you've spun

Either you are simply beautiful

Or I am simply dumb



Dumb, dumb, dumb



It doesn't take a labrador

To show a blind man sun

Either you are simply beautiful

Or I am simply dumb



Dumb, dumb, dumb



The sun, the sky, the moon, the stars

Jupiter, Neptune and Mars

All these things I clearly see

It don't take a telescope for you to love me



Dumb, dumb, dumb