Lyrics:

In A Village In Old Siam, Sir
lived A Lady Who Lost Her Way
in An Effort To Find A Man, Sir
she Found Herself In The Old Uk

she Waited 'round In Walthamstow
she Scouted 'round In Scarborough
she Waited 'round In Walthamstow
she Skated 'round In Scarborough

in A Village In Old Eastham, Sir
she Met Fellow Who Made Her Real
took Her Rushes To Show This Man, Sir
met His Dad At The Wedding Meal

in A Letter From Old Siam, Sir
came A Terrible Tale Of Woe
she Decided The Only Answer
was To Get Off A Pile Of Dough

she Waited 'round In Walthamstow
she Skouted 'round In Scarborough
she Waited 'round In Walthamstow
she Skouted 'round In Scarborough

when A Relative Told Her Man, Sir
he Directed Her Not To Stay
and In A Village In Old Siam, Sir
there's A Lady Who Lost Her Way

oh Yeah!
oh Yeah!

in A Village In Old Siam, Sir
lived A Lady Who Lost Her Way
in An Effort To Find A Man, Sir
found Herself In The Old Uk

waited 'round In Walthamstow
scouted 'round In Scarborough
waited 'round In Walthamstowe
scouted 'round In Scarborough

in A Village In Old Siam, Sir
lived A Lady Who Lost Her Way
in An Effort To Find A Man, Sir
found Herself In The Old Uk

walthamstow... Scarborough