Well I can meet you on the street and I'll stop and talk to you You can walk around the block and I'll walk around with you We can sit out in the park, do some loving in the dark But to me it don't appeal 'cause there's no money in this deal
Now you might say to me 'Let's eat' and I might say 'Oh well I'll eat' And you say that I'm your choice but I never will rejoice Unless you can pay the bill our romance won't be real My love you cannot steal 'cause there ain't no money in this deal
Well if you want me dear, come and get me I'll be here And I will marry you if you say that you will do Anything I tell you to like buy me an automobile But I won't stay with you still unless there's money in this deal
Well if she turned around and said she'd rather be dead And to see me spend her money when I never called her 'honey' She must think that I'm a hero I guess she done got her thrill Told me go find myself another 'cause there ain't no money in this deal