Lyrics:

The First Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
is Finding A Christmas Tree

the Second Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
angry Husband
rigging Up The Lights
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Third Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
man Getting Over Being Drunk
hangovers
rigging Up The Lights
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Fourth Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
exhausted Man
sending Christmas Cards
hangovers
rigging Up The Lights
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Fifth Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
five Months Of Bills!
sending Christmas Cards
hangovers
rigging Up The Lights
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Sixth Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
nervous Wife
facing My In-Laws
five Months Of Bills!
oh, I Hate Those Christmas Cards!
hangovers
rigging Up These Lights!
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Seventh Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
nervous Wife's Husband
the Salvation Army
facing My In-Laws
five Months Of Bills!
sending Christmas Cards
oh, Geez!
i'm Tryin' To Rig Up These Lights!
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Eighth Thing At Christmas That Such A Pain To Me
whining Kid
i Wanna Transformer For Christmas!!!!
charities
and Whataya Mean 'your In-Laws'!
five Months Of Bills!
oh, Making Out These Cards
honey, Get Me A Beer, Huh
what, We Have No Extension Cords!
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Ninth Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
a Tired Father
finding Parking Spaces
daddy, I Want Some Candy!!!!
donations!
facing My In-Laws
five Months Of Bills!
writing Out Those Christmas Cards
hangovers!
now Why The Hell Are They Blinking!!
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Tenth Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
a Mother
'batteries Not Included'
no Parking Spaces
buy Me Somethin'!!!
get A Job, Ya Bum!
oh, Facing My In-Laws!
five Months Of Bills!
yo-Ho, Sending Christmas Cards
oh, Geez, Look At This!
one Light Goes Out, They All Go Out!!!
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Eleventh Thing Of Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
a Male Couch Potato
stale Tv Specials
'batteries Not Included'
no Parking Spaces
dad, I Gotta Go Ta Bathroom!!
charities!
she's A Witch...i Hate Her!
five Months Of Bills!
oh, I Don't Even Know Half These People!
oh, Who's Got The Toilet Paper, Huh
get A Flashlight...i Blew A Fuse!!
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Twelfth Thing Of Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
two Men
singing Christmas Carols
stale Tv Specials
'batteries Not Included'
no Parking!
waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah!
charities!
gotta Make 'em Dinner!
five Months Of Bills!
i'm Not Sendin' Them This Year, That's It!
shut Up, You!
fine! You're So Smart, You Rig Up The Lights!!!
and Finding A Christmas Tree