Lyrics:

Rock ¡®n¡¯ Roll Dad
Woke up this morning, feeling half-past dead
Dragged my tail downstairs....put a comb to my head
Looked in the mirror, and what did I see?
Some weird old guy starin¡¯ back at me¡­

Well, some brats rushed in, they¡¯re driving me mad
Their hands out for cash, and callin¡¯ me ¡®Dad¡¯
I felt so low, and my blood ran cold
I sure as hell didn¡¯t d-d-d-die b¡¯fore I get old

CHORUS
Welcome to my world, stuck on the launch pad
Life aint that good, I guess it aint that bad¡­
Cause when I strap on my guitar, I feel like a superstar
I¡¯m a Rock ¡®n¡¯ Roll Dad
I¡¯m a Rock ¡®n¡¯ Roll Dad

Kinda thin on top, with a few extra pounds
I never dumped my dreams in the Lost & Found
I work all day, from 9 to 5
Waitin¡¯ for that one chance to come alive
Watching the clock, it won¡¯t be long
Come Friday night, I strap my guitar on¡­

CHORUS
Welcome to my world, stuck on the launch pad
Life aint that good, I guess it aint that bad¡­
Cause when I crank up my guitar, I am a superstar
I¡¯m a Rock ¡®n¡¯ Roll Dad
I¡¯m a Rock ¡®n¡¯ Roll Dad

(Lead solo)

Kinda thin on top, kinda thick ¡®round the middle
But up onstage, I don¡¯t play Second Fiddle
Half good¡¯s half good ¨C it aint half bad
Cause when I strap on my guitar
I¡¯m a ¡­.
I¡¯m a ¡­.

Welcome to my world, stuck on the launch pad
Life aint that good, I guess it aint that bad¡­
Cause when I strap on my guitar, I feel like a superstar
I¡¯m a Rock ¡®n¡¯ Roll Dad
I¡¯m a Rock ¡®n¡¯ Roll Dad

Half good¡¯s half good ¨C it aint half bad
Cause when I strap on my guitar, I¡¯m a Rock ¡®n¡¯ Roll Dad
Half-sane, half-mad
I¡¯m a Rock ¡®n¡¯ Roll Dad
I¡¯m a Rock ¡®n¡¯ Roll Dad I¡¯m a Rock ¡®n¡¯ Roll Dad¡­