Lyrics:

I've lived in apartments
I've lived in a home
I've traveled in trailers
When I used to roam
But now in these places
You won't catch me dead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

I do what I want to
No worries, no cares
If anyone bugs me
I climb mental stairs
Way up through a level
Where astronauts dread
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

It's here time means nothing
I couldn't care less
I don't run for buses
And trains are a mess
There's no lawn to care for
I don't make a bed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

I like how I'm living
I'm nobody's slave
My head's above water
So don't make a wave
There's no door to lock
And no dog to be fed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

So why should I move
When the neighborhood's right?
No taxes to pay
And no landlord to fight
Now I call this living
Once more as I said
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

Now you keep your ulcers
Your ills and what's new
You sure couldn't have them
And live like I do
You think I have problems
But you do instead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

I live with two people
I like both of them
He likes both of me
And I like both of him
They're my alter egos
And to them I'm wed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

There's no symbol status
In my neighborhood
It's that kind of thinking
That keeps it so good
I don't take the lead
But I like to be led
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

(Double voices repeat the verses: 1 to 8 in the left channel, 5 to 8 and 1 to 4 in the right channel)

What'd he say?
What? / What'd he say?
I don't know what he said
D'you know what he said? / What'd he say?
No, I don't know what he said / D'you know what he said?
What'd he say? / I don't know what