Lyrics:

I live in a place where the nuts hunt the squirrels
In a place where the nuts hunt the squirrels, haha
It's a beautiful spot where I don't think a lot
And mostly I don't think of girls like you, hoo ha
I don't think of girls like you!

When I think of the traffic, and horns
And lights that flash and signs that blink
And say don't walk and subways that roar
And brakes that screech
And noisy men drilling holes in the streets!

I'm mad for that place where the nuts hunt the squirrels
Where the people all smile and I play, haha
And I spend all my time skipping rocks at the ducks
And I don't think of girls like you, hoo ha
I don't think of girls like you!

You drove me to this and you know that you did
To the place where the nuts hunt the squirrels, haha
But I couldn't care less 'cause my life was a mess
So who needs the human race, haha
I don't need the human race!

I don't have any use for girls like you
Who tell me what I should say and do
And how I should cut my hair
And shave my shoes and shine my face
I live like a nut in the human race!

So I'm mad for this place where the nuts hunt the squirrels
And it's here I shall always remain, haha
It's here I shall always remain
But there's just one complaint I've had so far
They're trying to drive me sane, hee hee
They're trying to drive me sane, ho ho
They're trying to drive me sane, haha
They're trying to drive me sane, hee hee
They're trying to drive me sane, ho ho
They're trying to drive me sane, haha
They're trying to drive me sane, hee hee
They're trying to drive me sane!