Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Legend of the Astral Hammer

Slashing my way through an army of goblins
On the dark side of the moon
Far overhead lunar dragons are swarming
My hammer will be their doom

Angus McFife the 13th my name
Scion of mighty Dundee
Intergalactic great hero of steel
Ruler the whole galaxy

Wielding this ancestral weapon
The Hammer of Glory its name
The Kingdom of Fife will forever proclaim

[Chorus]
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Forged in the heart of celestial fire
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Powered by lasers entwined in a star
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Crystal enchantment of steel

[Verse 2]
Eons ago, the starlords descended
Powerful unknown to man
With three epic weapons to safeguard from doom
Concealing them far cross the land

Relics of legend, relics of might
Forged in a time before time
For thousands of years, unfathomed, unknown
Deep in a mystical shrine

Descendant of ultimate fighter
Now battle a war in the stars
Defending the kingdom from demons of Mars

[Chorus]
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Forged in the heart of celestial fire
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Powered by lasers entwined in a star
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Crystal enchantment of steel

[Verse 3]
Now Zargothrax rises once more
To threaten the force of the light
Assemble the heroes of steel
Prepare for the ultimate fight

Legend of the Astral Hammer
Legend of the Astral Hammer

[Chorus]
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Forged in the heart of celestial fire
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Minuscule goblin, impractical sword
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Powered by lasers entwined in a star
Legend of the Astral Hammer
Crystal enchantment of steel