Lyrics:

What a life it would be

If you would come to mine for tea

I'll pick you up at half past three

And we'll have lasagne

I'll treat you like a Queen

I'll give you strawberries and cream

And then your friends will all go green

For my lasagne

These could be the best days of our lives

But I don't think we've been living very wise

Oh no! no!



What a life it would be

If you would come to mine for tea

I'll pick you up at half past three

And we'll have lasagne



These could be the best days of our lives

But I don't think we've been living very wise

Oh no! no!



What a life it would be

If you would come to mine for tea

I'll pick you up at half past three

And we'll have lasagne

I'll treat you like a Queen

I'll give you strawberries and cream

And then your friends will all go green

For my lasagne