Lyrics:

New object (Repeat)
Do you have a phone
I need to accommodate
My communication needs
You dropped your burning matches on my boots (2x)
The thick smoke and awful stench
Begin to provide
Privacy for conversation and comfort
May I speak in private (2x)

(Repeat verse)
(Repeat) New object

I want a new object
You want a new object (2 x)
New object (2 x)