Lyrics:

Ask Me How Do I Feel
now That We're Cosy And Clinging
well Sir, All I Can Say Is
ask Me How Do I Feel
now That We're Cosy And Clinging
well Sir, All I Can Say Is
if I Were A Bell I'd Be Ringing!

from The Moment We Kissed Goodnight
that's The Way I Just Gotta Behave
and If I Were A Lamp I'd Light
or If I Were A Banner I'd Wave!

ask Me How Do I Feel
little Me With My Quiet Upbringing
well Sir, All I Can Say Is
if I Were A Gate I'd Be Swinging!

and If I Were A Watch
i'd Start Popping My Spring
oh, And If I Were A Bell
i'd Go 'ding Dong Ding Dong Ding!'

ask Me How Do I Feel
from This Chemistry Lesson I'm Learning
well Sir, All I Can Say Is
if I Were A Bridge I'd Be Burning!

well, I Knew My Moral Would Crack
from The Wonderful Way You Looked
boy, If I Were A Duck I'd Quack
or If I Were A Goose I'd Be Cooked!

ask Me How Do I Feel
now That We're Fondly Caressing
and If I Were A Salad
i Know I'd Be Splashing My Dressing!

or If I Were A Season
i'd Surely Be Spring
yes, And If I Were A Bell
say, If I Were A Bell
if I Were A Bell
i'd Go 'ding Dong Ding Dong Ding!'