Lyrics:

[Verse 1: PuffPuff Humbert]

You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around
It might seem kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook

Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie

I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside
What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm

And brains are all I've eaten all week it's true
But if my heart was still beating, it would beat for you
So let me take you to Wendy's, you deserve it
Yeah, I'm a zombie baby, ain't nobody perfect

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]

I'll chase you through the yard
And all through the house into the dark
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

I've never been so true
But if my heart was still beating, it would beat for you
Oh I, wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]

Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
That I've got an appetite for human flesh
I'll always be near though, you'll have to accept that
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected

'Cause I fell in love with you
And I'm undead but you make me feel alive
And when I chase you through the graveyard
It feels like foreplay (feels like foreplay)

If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
When I say I love your mind, I'll take brains over beauty
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
When I teach you how to zombie
Teach you, teach you, how to zombie

And errbody love you, and you can sing along
To this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song
So give me a chance, girl, you know I'll be worth it
Yeah, I'm a zombie baby, ain't nobody perfect

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]

I'll chase you through the yard
And all through the house into the dark
Oh I, wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

I've never been so true
But if my heart was still beating, it would beat for you
Oh I, wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

[Interlude]
Brains, brains
(Brains, brains)
Brains, brains

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]

I'll chase you through the yard
And all through the house into the dark
Oh I, wanna steal your heart and eat your brains
I've never been so true
But if my heart was still beating, it would beat for you
Oh I, wanna steal your heart and eat your brains