Lyrics:

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed
I can't, I'm Sandra Dee
Watch it!
Hey, I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across
Even Rock Hudson lost
(His heart to Doris Day)
I don't drink (Eew)
Or swear (Eew)
I don't rat my hair (Eew)
I get ill off of one cigarette
(Akha, akha, akha)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky draws
Would you pull that crap with Annette?
As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust
I'm no object of lust
(I'm just plain Sandra Dee)
(Haha, haha)
Elvis, Elvis, let me be
Keep that pelvis far from me
Don't be a fool
Now your starting to drool
Be cool, I'm Sandra Dee
You making fun of me, Riz?
Some people are so touchy