Lyrics:

[Verse 1: Vanessa Hudgens]
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed
I can't! I'm Sandra Dee!

[Verse 2: Vanessa Hudgens & The Pink Ladies]
Watch it!
Hey, I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day

[Verse 3: Vanessa Hudgens & (The Pink Ladies)]
I don't drink (Ew!)
Or swear (Ew!)
I don't wrap my hair (Ew!)
I get ill off of one cigarette (Cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

[Verse 4: Vanessa Hudgens & The Pink Ladies]
As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do
You've got your crust, I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Sandra Dee

[Verse 5: Vanessa Hudgens]
Elvis! Elvis, let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me
Don't be a fool
Now your starting to drool
Be cool, I'm Sandra Dee

[Spoken Outro: Julianne Hough & Vanessa Hudgens]
You making fun of me, Rizz?
Some people are so touchy