Lyrics:

I bought a house with you
We settled down with cats
There wasn't much to do
So we just sat and watched the TV
And smoked weed

We drove a bio-car
Cuz we all love the earth
It didn't get us far
And always sounded like a walrus
With ulcers

LA!
LA!

We snuffed out Malibu
So we could see the stars
And when the sun fell off
We drove back slowly listening to Japanther
The Cactus!

LA!
LA!

Then once we had enough
We gave up on our jobs
And bought back all our time
To spend it walking in the forest
The Forest

LA!
LA!

I bought a house with you
We settled down with cats
There wasn't much to do
So we just sat and watched the TV