Lyrics:

[Eminem]

*talkin' gibberish*

Translation

So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit

Cuz I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick



Two pills I pop 'til my pupils swell up like 2 pennies

I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties

A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass

So the rats can't chew through his last pants

I'm like a mummy at night, fightin' with bright lightning

Frightened with 5 little white Vicadin pills bitin' him

I'm like a fuckin' wasp in the hospital lost

Stingin' the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls

I light a candle and place it up on the mantle

Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle

So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin'

[Swifty] It's just too late

[Eminem] Cuz once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains



[Swifty McBay]

I'm an instigator, 380 slug penetrator

Degrading, creating murders to kill haters

Accused for every crime known thru the equator

They knew I did it, for havin' blood on my gators

My weed'll hit your chest like a double barrel gauge

I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in your face

Wit a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi, I do shit on purpose

You never hear me say 'forgive me'

I'm snatchin' every penny

It gotta be that way nigga, face it

That weed I sold to you brigade laced it

You high and I make the president get a face lift

Niggas just afraid, handin' me they bracelets

Chillin' in the lab, wasted

I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic

Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site

And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight



1 - [Eminem]

Son, you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit

Cuz I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick

Cuz I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit

Cuz I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick



[Bizarre]

I'm a compulsive liar, set my preacher on fire

Slash your tires, flyin' down Fenkel and Meyers

Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired

Jackin' my dick off in the bed of barb wire

(Hey, is Bizarre performing?)

Bitch, can't you read the flyer?

Special invited guest would be Richard Pryor

(Aren't you a male dancer?)

Nah bitch, I'm retired

Fuckin' your bitch in the ass with a tire iron

I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip

My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip

Lettin' the record skip

Lettin' the record skip

(Damn!)

*DJ scratches*

I'm fuckin' anything when I'm snortin'

It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my Pit Bull an abortion

Some bitch asked for my autograph

I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed

I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam

All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin' ass mom



[Kuniva]

Ay-yo flashback, 2 seats, 2deep up in that ass crack

Weed laced with somethin', nigga pass that

In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats

At a 'Stop the Violence' rally, I blast gats

Be your momma publishin', get your ass capped

The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack

Raid your motherfuckin' pockets, ASAP

I don't need a platinum chain bitch, I snatch Shaq's

Born loser, half theif and half black

Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at

Bitch smacker, rich rappers get their Jag jacked

And found chopped up in a trash bag



[Dirty Harry]

Stranglin' rappers to the point they can't yell

Cuz they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales

Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace

Gruesome, and causin' more violence than 9 hoodlums

I grapple your adam's apple until it crackle

Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you

Get executed, cuz I'm a looney

I got a yuck mouth and it's polluted

I cock it back then shoot it

I love snatchin' up playas, thugs and young ballas

Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers

Brigades barricade to bring the noise

While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas Toys

If I go solo, I'm doin' a song with Polo

A big Chinese nigga, screamin' ? yo yo

I leave ya face leakin'

Run up in church and smack the preacher while he's preachin'

Take a swing at the deacon



[The Kon Artis]

I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight

I was straight until I got caught sellin' em shaped

I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent

I got kicked out of summer camp for havin' sex in my tent

With the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order

I've been a con artist since I was swimmin' in water

In cahoots with this nigga named Fall Out Von

Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb (special delivery)

I signed to a local label for fun

Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run

Ride by you in the rain while you carry your son

Call your house and hang up on you for not givin' me none

Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun

Got a reputation for havin' niggas run up they funds

Used to be the type of nigga that was full of someone's

'Til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin' in dough



Repeat 1



[Eminem - Outro]

Suck my motherfuckin' dick

D-12

Dirty motherfuckin' Dozen

Nasty like a stank slut bitch with 30 fuckin' husbands

Bizarre kid

Swifty McBay

The Kon Artis

The Kuniva

Dirty Harry

Haha, and Slim Shady